foxnewsofficial:

how come eyebrows know when to stop growing what’s going on there 

zonkypuff:

my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

kamerlort:

hannibal lecter decides to become a vegetarian

he realizes that its a missed steak

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story